Remember when there was a big storm and my electric went out and I slept with the window open and a SLUG got in my bedroom?
I never could find the shiny 'slug trail' from the creepy thing's point of entry. As far as Bear and I could tell, the trail started on the carpet right next to the wall near our bedroom door.
Yesterday Bear was laying on the bed and he discovered a SLUG TRAIL ON OUR CEILING.
The errant slug had not entered our bedroom from the window furthest from our bed—it had entered the window ABOVE OUR BED—a foot from my head, no less—crawled (or whatever slugs do) all the way up the wall, across the ceiling (DIRECTLY ABOVE MY BED), down the other wall, and then across the carpet until we found him the next morning a foot or so from the bedroom door.
I don't know where he thought he was going, but he ended up flushed down the toilet.
Also, I had closed the window above our bed sometime around 1AM and discovered the slug around 7AM, so apparently, slugs really do crawl (or whatever) veeery slow.
SHUDDER SHIVER YUCK ICK EWWW!
Just thought I'd update y'all on that.